Fandom: Dragon's Crown
Rating: PG
Length: 100 Words
Content Notes: This is silly.
Author Notes: I am scared of how a big story for this fandom might look. And I apologize for the egregious use of '80s song lyrics (... again).
Summary: Do the heroes have enough gold to rent a place?
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( Room Und Board )
Fandom: Dragon's Crown
Rating: PG
Length: 100 Words
Content Notes: This is silly.
Author Notes: Inspired by Calvinball ™.
Summary: The heroes play ball.
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( Foul )
Fandom: Dragon's Crown
Rating: PG
Length: 100 Words
Content Notes: This is silly.
Author Notes: Where do they put all that stuff they bring, anyway?
Summary: The rent-a-horse service charges for luggage.
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( No Ticket )
Fandom: Dragon's Crown
Rating: PG
Length: 325 Words
Content Notes: This is silly. Yes, economics can be silly, too.
Author Notes: My first idea for this prompt got too big and acquired a life of its own, so I am going back to a certain familiar well for a fill that is a little more manageable.
Summary: Adventuring is business by the numbers for our heroes.
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( The Bill )
Fandom: Dragon's Crown
Rating: PG
Length: 100 Words
Content Notes: This is silly.
Author Notes: Unwise to listen to the Berserk OST while writing for Dragon's Crown.
Summary: The Wizard finds a legendary dress.
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( Wizard's Dress )
Fandom: Dragon's Crown
Rating: PG
Length: 100 Words
Content Notes: This is silly.
Author Notes: The Fighter can be a little stupid.
Summary: The Dwarf and the Wizard bet on the Fighter.
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( Bad Bet )
Fandom: Dragon's Crown
Rating: PG
Length: 100 Words
Content Notes: This is silly.
Author Notes: Apologies to Seal for having a wink at his song.
Summary: The Amazon drinks, the Amazon sings.
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( Tankard Lyrics )
Fandom: Dragon's Crown
Rating: PG-13
Length: 100 Words
Content Notes: This is silly.
Author Notes: This story marks thirty-six straight fills for me here at
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Summary: The Wizard turns the Dwarf into a wolf.
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( Bark-Bark )
Fandom: Dragon's Crown
Rating: PG-13
Length: 100 Words
Content Notes: This is silly.
Author Notes: I do occasionally give the Dwarf and the Wizard a break.
Summary: The Fighter has a new tattoo.
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( Bullseye )
Fandom: Dragon's Crown
Rating: PG
Length: 100 Words
Content Notes: Not a surprise at this point, but yes, this is silly.
Author Notes: Taking a break from organizing Porn Battle prompts to post this.
Summary: The Dwarf and the Wizard have to share a bed at the inn.
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( My Side Is the Entire Bed )
Fandom: Dragon's Crown
Rating: PG
Length: 100 Words
Content Notes: This is silly (... again).
Author Notes: Rope is involved, but soap is not.
Summary: The adventurers have to climb in the correct order.
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( Rope No Soap )
Fandom: Dragon's Crown
Rating: PG-13
Length: 290 Words
Content Notes: Scatological humor.
Author Notes: As per usual for my writing in this fandom, this is silly.
Summary: To go adventuring, one needs to be prepared.
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( What Doo? )
Fandom: Dragon's Crown
Rating: PG
Length: 100 Words
Content Notes: No warnings apply.
Author Notes: This is silly.
Summary: The Dwarf and the Wizard discuss the Fighter and the Amazon.
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( Riddle of Steel )
Fandom: Dragon's Crown
Rating: PG-13
Length: 100 Words
Content Notes: None.
Author Notes: None.
Summary: Do not cheat at dice if there is a Wizard at the table.
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( Stupid Dice )
Fandom: Dragon's Crown
Rating: PG
Length: 100 Words
Content Notes: This is silly.
Author Notes: Quite a lot of water in the game, you know.
Summary: No pool ring? Ride a mushroom.
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( Non-Vacation )
Fandom: Dragon's Crown
Rating: T
Length: 100 Words
Content Notes: This is silly.
Author Notes: Many fans have no doubt pondered the same question.
Summary: There are theories that must stay untested.
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( Parts Unknown )