Title: Not Love Letters
Fandom: House MD
Rating: PG-13 (language)
Content notes: None apply
Summary: House is bothering Cameron just before Valentine's Day. Also fits the 'house' square on my bingo card.
Also fulfills a challenge at lands_of_magic.



Cameron -

Wilson tells me there's a cheesy holiday coming up. Apparently dates are involved. Have any plans?

-H

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House -

Valentine's Day? Wilson's right. It's next week. Sometimes people go on dates, yes. I don't have plans at the moment.

Why?

Are you asking?

-A

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Cameron -

No.

-H

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House -

So, why are you asking me about Valentine's Day?

-A

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Cameron -

Just making sure Wilson isn't screwing with me again.

-H

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House -

You can do that without almost asking me on a date.

-A

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Cameron -

Not asking you on a date.

-H

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House -

Then what are you asking me?

-A

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Cameron -

If Wilson is a liar.

-H

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House -

You already know the answer to that.

-A

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Cameron -

Aren't you supposed to be working?

-H

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House -

I would be, but my obnoxious boss keeps sending me pointless emails. It's really distracting. I'm pretty sure he wants to ask me out, but he's too scared.

-A

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Cameron -

I think you have delusions of romance. Your boss wouldn't ask you out - it would be an ethical violation and you don't violate ethics.

-H

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House -

Do you want me to work or not?

-A

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Cameron -

You can't work and entertain me at the same time?

-H

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House -

Not as effectively as you'd think.

-A

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Cameron -

Well that's no good. You need to try harder. This might go on your performance review.

-H

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House -

Or, we could go to dinner and a movie, then have lots of sex.

-A

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Cameron -

I'm going to bother Wilson now. Don't come look for me.

-H